Thursday, November 2, 2017

"Three-Week" Update


(From now on, weekly updates will be written from Baby's perspective, enjoy! 😎  )

Hi!!!

I'm so excited to be here!

I cannot wait to meet you all!

I hope that you like my updates!

I can't type yet, so my momma is going to write as I dictate.

She says that she's doing a weekly blog post instead of monthly because she wants to to celebrate and remember everything about me. She told Daddy that she loved me even before she knew I was there.


My Baking Time:

3 Weeks according to the docs, but I don't like to stay inside the lines, I've really only technically been around for seven days, give or take.


Momma doesn't even know I'm here yet. But my Creator does. He picked me special for my momma & daddy and He "knit" me together. I'm all here! Nothing has formed yet, but He put all of the instructions in the box!

I'm called a zygote at this stage of life.

taken from babycenter.com

taken from babycenter.com

How Big Am I:

One of Momma's apps said that I am the size of a waterbear (aka Tardigrade)...apparently waterbears are teeny tiny wittle creatures that can survive extreme environments (like space! Daddy loves space stuff!) Seriously, look them up! They are fascinating! (Daddy's word, not mine, I'm too little for such a big vocab...)


from Google

Weight:

I don't weigh enough to even make a ripple.

Clothes:

Momma is still wearing her regular clothes. I'll change that before too long tee-hee

Sleep:

Daddy is still sleeping like daddy - dead to the world. Momma is sleeping about as well as she ever has. I'l change that too someday.

Movement:

I'm doing lots of somersaults, jumping, and swimming around; there's so much room in here!!!

Cravings/Aversions:

Don't worry, I'll get Momma to eat some weird combos...it's every baby's goal!

What Happened On the Farm Last Week (as told by Baby):

Uncle Peter has been combining soybeans. Momma says that I will get to ride with him next year! I'm so excited to meet him!

This Week On the Farm:

It's been really cold, Momma says. I'm all cozy in her tummy so I don't know what cold is yet.

Momma's four-legged babies (aka calves) that have been born this week have thick coats because of the cold - she takes care of all of the calves and says that I will get to help her when I'm big enough!

I don't understand everything Momma tells me yet, but I'm excited to be a farm-kid!!!


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